Saturday, December 22, 2007

Kalyana Raman

Scene: SK questioning Dileep

SK: Satyam parayeda..ningal thammil lllove alle...

D: Athengane manasillayi

SK: Monee...kannimasam vanno ennariyan pattikku calendar nokkanda avasyam illa

D: Calendar nokkathe okke nee parayumo

SK: eda nee onnu anju picichal ee kalyanathinu mumbe oru kalyanam koodi nadatham

SK: Ningal 2 kudumbakkar thammilulla avihitha bandham onnu strong akkuvem cheyyam

D: Entha

SK: Home appliance of the 2 familieeess...you are the link

D: Linko..

SK: no..no..no...you are the link of the link

SK: The 2 families at eched(attached) to the bathroom, your family is food and accomodation

D: What do u meeeen...

SK: Aye..angane onnum illa...neymeen, chalamean, ayalamean, thilopia mean...ummmm

D: (slaps him) keri pooda

SK: Oh..English ariyilla ..ennodu speechan vannirikkunnu...Malayalis



Scene: (SK thenga odakkan pokunnu)

Sees the fat aunty washing plates and uruli

SK: (looking at her bum) itil ethanu kallu

(throws coconut at the stone, a piece strikes her bum, she falls in uruli full of water)

Aunty: Nilkkada naaree avide

SK: Nari alla..pyari

Worker: Enthada oru shabdam kettathu

SK: Athe ...njan oru thenga udachappoleee.... oru piece vellathil poyatha



Scene: (SK flirts with aunty)

SK (sits near her in kitchen, falls and wakes up): I am....pyarelal...your sweet name please

Aunty: Bhavani

SK: Bhavani onnu manassu vachhaaal...ee kalavara namukku maniyara akkammmm..

Aunty: poye ...poye...


(Muttassan gets naughty and slaps her in her bum)

(She slaps SK and walks away)

D: (comes running) Ara evide padakkam pottichathu..?

SK: eee muttassan a masala dosaye entho cheythu..

D: masala dosayo ..??

SK: madaaal asa

D: madasala

SK: madasalaaa



Scene: (Kalavarayil SK kindi thekkottu vachirinnunnu)

Muttassan: edaa...kindi thekkottu vachirikkunnathu lakshana keeda..

SK: (sits in a different direction)

Muttassan: Kindi thirichu vaykkan paranjittu nneyenthina thirinju irunnathu...

SK: Aaaa...kindeennu aanu alle paranjathu...njan kettathu kundi enna...sorry..thetti ddarichu



Scene: (Dileep coming to maranaveedu in motorcycle with wreath)
(SK panthal idunnu)

D: Enthada...pani theernille

SK: Pinnei..ennale rathri 12 manikke pani theernu...heart attack ayirunnu

Worker: (with wreath) Athe ...eee presentation nammukku shavathine kayyil elppikkende

SK: athalle ninte kayyi lelppichirikkunneee...

D: body evide

SK: puraku vasathe ayayil 2 ennam kidappundayirunnu..ini evidathe ammyi eduthitto ennu enikku ariyilla

D: chey savam

SK: aaa...savan kulikkan poi

D: enthu

SK: kulippikan kondu poi ennu. ithu okke njan paranju tharam ennu vachal entha cheyka

(Worker to D, giving him dress) Kulippichu kazhinju maran ulla dress anu

SK: ayyyo ..njan kulichittilla ..ennalum kuzhappam illa..dress mariyekkam..oru marana veedu allele...

SK (looking at underwear): VIPyooo...chathavnu okke RIP alle

SK (To Dileep showing underwear): 2 manikkor kazhinju kathichu kalayan ullatha ...njan enthethu mayi exchange cheyyatte...enthethu alpam pazhayathe anu enne ullu ...same colour anu...arum ariyillaaa

D: entha

SK: chattha kilikku enthinada koodu

D: shavathinte vare jetti adichu mattunnoda pisashe...

SK: Ithu innum innalem onnum thudangiyathall....njan ennu pani thodangiyo ..annu thottu thudangiyatha ...ithu vare or aatmavineyum jetti ittu pokan sammathichittilla....ini sammathikkukayum illaaaa....

D: vada vrithi kettvane....mattullavarkku koodi jetti shapam vangi vaykkan.....

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