Udayananu Tharam

Director: Roshan Andrews

Cast:
Mohanlal: Udayabhanu

Srinivasan: Rajappan Thengummoodu

Mukesh: Babykuttan

Jagathi: Pachalam Bhasi

Scene: Mohanlan and Mukesh coming to meet Srini
(first meets Jagathi)
Jagathi: anchu minute late anallo. Saroj sir gymming pool ilekku poyirikkuvanu

(meeting Srini, resting near swimming pool)
Mukesh (to srini): Namaskaram

Srini: umm...umm.

Mukesh: beautiful house, ithu panithathu ano vangiyathu ano

Jagathi: ha ha ha..vangiyatho ...kollam... daaa....aaa kanunna oro pullu polum saroj sarinte swantham idea anu

Mukesh: analle....enikku thonni...ellathilum oru kalakarante karaviruthu prakadam ayi kanam

Srini: (laughs) ethil karyam onnum illa...pettennu thatti kottiyatha ...beach il oru bungalow paniyunnundu....floorum chuvarum okke Italian marble anu...Italian marble inu okke ippol entha vila ...um...furniture motham France il ninnanu...chandlier Thailand .... ellathinum thee pidicha vilaya ...super tharangal prathibhalam kootunnu kootunnu ennu ellavarkuum parathi aaanallo....ithu parayunnavanmar vicharichal Italian marble inteyum scotch whiskeyudeum vila kurakkan pattumo.....para.....ummm...ummmm

Jagathi: Saroj sarinu anenkil pinne ravile royal salute, uchakku red label, vaikunneram pinne chivas regal....oronnu ozhikattee..

Mukesh: ippol venda

(Jagathi's phone rings)

Jagathi: Ondallo ...kodukkam...manthri...pothu maramathu....

Srini (laughs): enthokke undu ashane...eee pavangale onnum marannittilla allee...ayyyo ennuu...
annu njan usbekistan il anallo allee.....

Jagathi: (paraungunnu): ennu ??

Srini: (parungunnu) adutha divasam njan Copenhagen ilekku pokuvanu...athu...avidathe sarkarinte adithi ayittu....neritthu varan pattiyillenkilum vere enthenkilum avasyangal undenkil telichu para ente kuttaaaaa...hum...hum..hum....para ..ok...okay...athinu enthaaa.....
pinnei....aa Adimali Munnar road vegam onnu nanankki tharaneee....enikku edakkide aa vazhi pokan ullatha....aaa....ippol thanne seri akki thannekkam.....

Srini (to Jagathi): aaa pachalam...innu thanne 2 lakshathinte oru draft eduthu ayachu koduthekkanam...etho anatha mandirathinu ullatha

Srini: kandille...tharangal kasu vangunnundu..avarkku athu pole chilavum undu..athenta arum manassilakakthathu ....satyam parayam allo....oru masam tatti mutti jeevichu povan thanne oru onnu onnara kodi venam.....

Jagathi: chila masangalil 2 vare pokum

Srini: athetha masam

Jagathi: April

Srini: aaa...atha paranjathu...njangalude vishamangal nirmathakkal manassil akkunnilla....aaa ...potte...njangalude vishamagal paranju neram kalayunnillaa....

Srini (to Jagathi): Oberoi hotel il vilichu lunch kondu varan parayu....ningalkku

Mukesh: njangal pinne kazhicholam

Srini: appo nammukku karyathilekku kadakkam...koduthayacha thirakatha ente PA vayichu...kore thiruthalukal vendi varum....uddaharanathinu ...enne police arrest cheyyan varunna oru scene undallo....athu nadakkilllaa....arrest cheyyan varunna police kare enikku idikkanam...idichu idichu nilam parisakkanam ...ennittu njan slow motion il nadannu pokum....appol theatre il bhayangara glaps (claps) ayirikkum...

Mohanlal: arrest cheythal alle katha munpottu pokuuu

Srini: ennaru paranju...engane venam ennu njan paranju tharam...police kare idichu..slow motion um kazhinju...ennittu njan nere pokukayanu...DGP ude office lekku....ennittu parayunnu....enne arrest cheyyu...athalle heroism...allathe kore peera police kar vannu enne arrest cheythal ente audience inu athu sahikkilla....

Mohanlal: police ine idikkuka ennu paranjal ...ee kathapathram amanushan onnum allalo...

Srini: pakshe abinayikkunnathu njan alle...ente image ine enikku nokkandee...athirikkatte....eee cinema il anikku ethra scenes undu....

Mohanlal: oru 51 olam varum

Srini: appo 51 cooling glass vangikkoluu....oro scene ilum matti vaykkan....

Mohanlal: eee kathapathram...

Srini: chey..kathapathrathe vidoo....

Mohanlal: kathapathrathe vittittulla cinema all njan uddesikkunnathu

Srini: ennal abhinayikkan vere ale nokki kollu

Srini: enikku avasyam undu..ennodulla premam mootittonnum allallo ningal enne kanan vannathu ..enikku lakshakanakkinu aradhakarude pinbalam ullathu kondu ...athu vittu ningalkku kasu akkanam ...allathe njan Stravinskyloviskyude pusthakam padichathu kondu onnum allalo....kozhikku mula vannu...manassilayallo ...ummm..ummm?

Mukesh: Mr.Saroj, nammal entayalum ee padam cheyyunnu...namukku charcha cheythu ellam venda pole cheyyam...

Srini: allalla allala...parayumbol ellam parayanam allo....njan ee padam cheyyuka anenkil...njan settil ethhiyal...pazhaya orma vachu pazhaya peru vilikkuka ...athonnum nadakkillaa....enne ellavarum sir...sir ennu vilikkanam.....pinne Kasargodu muthal Parassala vare ....ente padathinte oru 50 flux vaykkanam...athil njan mathrame padullu...ente thala ...ente full figure...ente thala..ente full figure ...angane ..angane...

Mohanlal(in mind): ninte thala...nee abhinayikkan vadaa..appol kanam

Srini: (in mind) eda..Stravinskylovsky...ithu verum thudakkama..bakki neee ariyan pokunnathe ullu..