Sunday, December 23, 2007

Mazha Peyunnu Madhalam Kottunnu

Scene: Fight about the cement price
Pappu: Netaji club itha, purogathiyilekku kuthichu kondu irikkuvanu

Jagathi: Kuthikkumbo..mooku kuthi veezhathe irunna mathi

Pappu: Ithu kanakkukal anu...sathya sandham aya varavu chilavu kanakkukal...nammal pani kazhippicha manoharam aya guest house inte kanakkukal iloode namukku adhyam onnu kannu
odikkam. Adhyam cement...

Jagathi: cement kumbhakonam

Pappu: cement oru bhayankara vila pidicha vashthu anu ennu ningalkku ariyam allo... guest house inte pani nadakkunna kalathu cement kittatha oru avastha ayirunnu...

Jagathi: athu njangal arum arinjathe illa

Pappu: silentttu

Pappu: pinne ente ella swadeenavum upayogichanu njan engane enkilum ee cement oppichu eduthathu...1000 chakku cement inu verum thucham aya... 140,000 anu koduthathu..athu labham anu

Jagathi: ethra... ethra ...verum 140,000 roopayo...appo oru chakku cement inu entu vila varum

Pappu: athu kooti nokkanam

Jagathi: thanikku kootiyal entha..

Pappu: than parayumbol kootaan njanenta...

Member: (interrupts) vazhakidathe siree...oru chakku cement inu 140 roopa

Jagathi: oru chakku cement inu 140 roopayoo ...

Pappu: (low voice) kshama kalam anu ennu orkkanam

Jagathi: suhruthukale, kshamikkanam...ithu kolla (robbery) anu thattippu anu..pakal kolla anu...
Pappu: dear members.. I am the secretary of this club.. any member shouting is a very very nonsense...You know..cement is a very costly material

Jagathi: cement not at aaaall costly..in India lot of cement factory is there ....
where??? there.....
Shankar cement, AC cement, DC cement, INTUC cement, CITU cement, Tata cement, Birla cement...dharalom cement everywhere....this 140 rupees for 1 chakku of cement is cheating...he is cheating......kallan

Pappu: My dear members...you may receipt see..I no like this insult...an idiot

Jagathi: than anedo idiot..stupid

Pappu: Nee shutup

Jagathi: than shutup

Pappu: I call like this I will kill u

Jagathi: ennal kill-ada

pappu: podaa choole

Jagati: nee poda

Pappu: nee evidennu vannada

Jagathi: nee evidennu vannada

Pappu: (to members) adiyada avane..

Jagathi: (to members) adiyada avane..

Both starts fighting

Following is the hilarious sword fight scene


Miami Beach Scene:
Mohanlal: uncle...auntee koodi vilikoooo

Jagathi: tankam...tankam..tam....(she comes)
nammalodento parayan undu ennu...

Mohanlal: njanum ente driverum kode ..evide korachu divasam ayittu oru nadakam
kalikkukayarirunnu....oru thamasakku vendi ....for horror
pakshe... ente driver thamasa marannu serious akan thudangiyirikkunnooo
kannine kayam kanikkaruthennu oru chollu undu...wellll english il...communication of the interior democrations...athivide sambhavichirikkunnu....
americayil ninnu visyabyasam nedi vanna KK Nairude makan...(laughing) njan anu...

Mohanlal: pakske abinayikkan vanna ente driver abinayam marannu jeevikkan thudangiyirikku....atu iniyum neeti kooda ...please dont engil it...njan thurannu parayuka anu....i am frankly speak..i am frankly speak....ah well...enteyum shobayudeum vivaham nale thanne nadathanam...

Mohanlal: ente achanum ammayum polum ithu ariyaruthu...ellareyum namukkonu ambarappikkanam...we must supress it...eeee

Mohanlal: namukku rahasayam ayi register cheyyam...

Jagathi: athu sardar krishna kurup inu nanakedu anu...netaji club ile ella members um ariyathe pattilla...ente mole amerikka karane kettan pokunna vartha kettu avan neeri neeri pohayanam

Mohanlal: pohakkam....well 3 days time....njan 3 divasam tharam...4 am divasam ravile sunrise il married....nadannirikkanam...aa drivere innu thanne outhouse ilekku mattanam

Jagathi: well...matti

(Srini enters and tries to prove he is the son of KK Nair)

Srini: nee americayil evide ayirunnu

Mohanlal: athu pinne ...americayil ..american junction il....

Jagathi: ha ha...american junction polum ..americail angane oru stalame illa

Mohanlal: enthu vidditharam anu evan parayunnathu....america il junction illa polum ...junction ilaltha nadu undo..??

Jagathi: da da ..mandan konappi...neeyenne kooduthal madan akkatheda ...

Srini: uncle ...evan ano america...njan ano america ennu njan ennu thelikkum

Srini: How many kilometers from washington DC to Miami beach?

Mohanlal: eh?

Jagathi: How many kilometers from washington DC to Miami beach?

Mohanlal: ha ha ha...I am answer...kilometres and kilometres...in these days of degenerating decency...of miami beach to washington...when diplomacy and duplicity become interchangeable...from complicated America to America.

Srini: Stop it! See uncle...america il poi ennu parayunna evanu..english grammar polum ariyilla...he doesnt know the basics of english grammar

Mohanlal: American grammar illede.

Mohanlal: You talk too much...I kick your face and get out...You talking nonsense in the house of my wife, mother and father. Uncle...send him out...outhouse...go...go...go away

Jagathi: Go away stupid...In the house of my wife and daughter, you will not see any minute of the today... erangi podaa...

Thodupuzha Vasanthi: poo....

Mohanlal: avan outhouse il thamasikkatte ...no sorrx excuz.. just believe(leave)

Jagathi: get out house

(pushes him away)

Srini: ayyo...

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